Deep email thoughts from a forward... thanks dad =)
PONDERISMS (a select few) and my thoughts after it...* I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. lol
* Life is sexually transmitted. well, it is!
* Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. cool cool disturbing cool...
* Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. I wanna be a Slinkie!!!! well, except the good for nuthin' part.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. lol
* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. tru dat
* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? only here for memories' sake.. catalina what?
* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" adam? eve? any comment???
* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." ...chicken or the egg?
* If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? the emails got a point!
* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? i vote 'no'!
* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? animal crackers in my soup.. monkeys and rabbits loop the loop, gosh o gee but i have fun, swallowing animals one by one. in every bowl of soup i see lions and tigers watching me. i make 'em jump right thru the hoop those animal crackers in my soup
(careful kids, this bit gets graphic) when i get hold of the big bad wolf i just pust him under to drown. then i bite him into little bits and i swallow him right down.
in every bowl.....etc.
-elephant show... Sharon Louis and Bran- my first concert ever. i've never been the same =)
posted by jana @ 11:54 PM
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On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero
-Tyler Durden "Fight Club"
That one sorta goes with the 3rd on there!
depressing!
hmm, or party time...
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