Monday, March 13, 2006

back at ya Sierra =)... cause i suddenly can't get enough

Have you ever said out loud, in front of people, “wouldn’t it be cool to have a monkey?” There’s always that one person who has to chime in, “uh, ‘scuse me, that wouldn’t be cool at all… first of all, they crap in their own hands and then they throw it around in a festive manner… they demand things… they make faces that are unacceptable…”
I don’t want a nice monkey! I want an evil, f-ed up monkey. I want to put him on c…, put a little armor on him, give him a sword, have fights with him inside my place. How pumped would you be driving home from work knowing someplace in your house there’s a monkey you’re going to battle! Just walk in…… “MONKEYYYY…… Where you at Monkey??” He’s hiding in the closet, “I’m in the closeetttt..” “I hear you! Who wants some banana sandwich?” “I do














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LOL, they throw it around in a festive manner. genius

2 Comments:

At 2:05 PM, Blogger jana said...

Hey Jeff!! I'll come visit your blog and comment to you there =)...

and yeah, somehow 24 has become a weekly staple!

 
At 2:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i always wanted a monkey. really. a chimp actually. brinn :)

 

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