Wednesday, March 01, 2006

doggie!

Larchmeany, I don't know how much you read my blog, but this post is for you!

As much as I hate to admit it (I'm not the world's largest fan of little dogs, and I remain commentless on whether people should dress up their dogs or not) but...
this pup is adorable.
seriously.

LOL: check these out!!!! http://www.shinyhappyhead.com/dog_bite_owners.htm

Tuesday, February 28, 2006



Okay, so here's what you need to do..

You need to go to the link "emily's stint in Russia" in the right column. It's fast, fabulous, and really entertaining!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Deep email thoughts from a forward... thanks dad =)

PONDERISMS (a select few) and my thoughts after it...

* I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. lol

* Life is sexually transmitted. well, it is!

* Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. cool cool disturbing cool...

* Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. I wanna be a Slinkie!!!! well, except the good for nuthin' part.

* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. lol

* All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. tru dat

* How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? only here for memories' sake.. catalina what?

* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" adam? eve? any comment???

* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." ...chicken or the egg?

* If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? the emails got a point!

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? i vote 'no'!

* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? animal crackers in my soup.. monkeys and rabbits loop the loop, gosh o gee but i have fun, swallowing animals one by one. in every bowl of soup i see lions and tigers watching me. i make 'em jump right thru the hoop those animal crackers in my soup
(careful kids, this bit gets graphic) when i get hold of the big bad wolf i just pust him under to drown. then i bite him into little bits and i swallow him right down.
in every bowl.....etc.
-elephant show... Sharon Louis and Bran- my first concert ever. i've never been the same =)